Sea grape bonsai and some first-aid training

Here we go again, I just know I’m going to get all kinds of guff for this post.
Oh well.
Here’s the tree.
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Yup, a sea grape…..I can hear it now,
“The leaves are too big! Why, oh why would anyone try to bonsai a sea grape?! The world is going to implode if you even attempt it and there’ll be earthquakes, floods, fire! Oh no no no no nooooo!”
Or something like that.
Ha ha!
Are you ready?
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Considering that it’s illegal to collect a sea grape from public land and you need specific and perpetual permission from a private land owner in Florida , I got the tree from a reputable and licensed nursery involved in the vegetative propagation of sea grapes for bonsai use. Not only cuttings and air layers but even from seed.
This tree looks like an air layer to me.
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I’m not sure though.
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It’s definitely not collected. Surely not.
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The Latin name is Coccoloba uvifera, which means “like a grape and bearing grapes”. Kinda redundant but cool to say.
Coccoloba….co..co..lo..baaa…ahhhh.
The grapes are edible and people make jam and wine out of it.
I’m waiting for a distilled product myself. You could call it Florida Sea Spirits.
I had flowers on my tree this year but no grapes. It’s dioecious, which means that you need a male and female tree to make the grapes, which only occur on the female tree.
My tree is evidently a strong, manly male, stout and burly, like me.
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Grrrrrrf!
I’ve had the tree for a lot of years but recently I’ve neglected it.
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It hasn’t been repotted in maybe two or three years. I can tell by the leaf size; they’re about half the size they should be and I haven’t tried reducing them at all.
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And suddenly, there is an elephant in the room.
The leaf size is not conducive to bonsai, yet it is a very popular subject in Florida and beyond.
This is the biggest leaf on the tree right now.
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I have seen them as big as dinner plates before….well, European dinner plates, not American size. I’d say about the size of a certain bonsai artist’s head.
Big!
Now, imagine this, if you can, reducing the needles on a Japanese black pine by 90%.
Can you?
I’ve seen a tree with leaves the size of an American quarter (about an inch wide).
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About as wide as the fleshy part of my middle finger above.
A feat like that is achieved using numerous defoliation sessions and keeping the tree pot bound.
Now, look at this leaf:
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The chunk taken out of it was probably done by some insect having a meal. Look closely at where the damage was done….no browning, it doesn’t look damaged at all.
If you were so inclined, you could even trim the leaves to be smaller.
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But that’s cheating though, that would be like cutting the needles on a black pine….whoops, they do that the day of a show or photo shoot, don’t they?
I’ve never showed a sea grape so I’ve never had the need to trim the leaves, but I just might.
Ya’ never know.
With this tree today I’m going to repot and restyle.
And get rid of the ugly orange pot too…..anyone wanna buy a pot?
You know the drill: Defoliate.
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Decanter…
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And comb out the roots.
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It was root bound. The soil looks about like the mix when I was experimenting with Oil Dry. Surprisingly, it isn’t completely broken down.
Oil Dry is a calcined clay that is softer (not as high fired) than the athletic field variety (like Turface) and therefore shouldn’t maintain integrity as long.
It’s kinda like low fired akadama in its crumble factor but it’s grey in color.
The product is made to absorb oil but it’s also labeled for soil amendment use. Most bonsai people poo poo it because it breaks down but, duh, so does the miracle soil, akadama instead of orange.
Look what I found in the soil…breakfast!
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Lizard eggs, anole lizard eggs to be precise.
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That’s good for about 6 calories, I just need to find about a hundred more and I’ll have a good meal.
No, I didn’t eat them, anoles are good insect control. We have two types, the native green and the brown Cuban. There are many people who hate the brown ones because they are supplanting the green ones. I think it’s just racism. Everyone knows that green anoles are superior in every way. Better music (Pat Boone man, alright!) better food (American cheese and Wonderbread dude), better hair…..ok, anoles don’t have hair.
I have both flavor anoles in my yard so I won’t destroy these eggs. I’ll replant them in the ground.
Maybe I’ll get an anole tree.
Like I said earlier, I’m changing the pot.
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I don’t think it’s the best pot for the tree but it’s better than the orange one….which is still for sale, best offer, any offer.
Maybe I’ll post it on the Facebook page Bonsai Classified. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s a great resource for selling and buying without the onerous eBay fees. And they are selling real bonsai, not those overpriced, production mallsai. Check it out.
The sea grape looks good in its new home.
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Some minor trimming and tip pruning…
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One more branch and….YEOWWW!!!
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I’m clipped!!
How can I continue?!
I’ll be maimed for life, I’ll have to become a wheelchair salesman again…oh, woe is me!
I will just have to soldier on, this tree needs wire.
Lots of wire!
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Ouch!
They say blood is good for the soil…
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Have you ever seen “Little Shop of Horrors”?
Feed me Seymour!
I manage, in my incapacitated and dripping state, to finish wiring the tree.
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Then I run out to the DG (Dollar General store) and get some peroxide and some superglue.
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That’s right dear readers, superglue.
I learned a long time ago that, if you go for stitches in the emergency room, 8 times out of 10 they’ll use superglue.
And I’m not paying a $399 bill when I can do that myself.
Superglue wound care procedure:
Clean thoroughly, use a scrub brush if you need to.
Dump the hydrogen peroxide into the wound.
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Remember that there are children in the house, so the screaming and cursing must be quelled. Do so biting a stout leather belt between the teeth.
Apply the superglue and squeeze the wound closed. Be liberal with your application rate.
Don’t glue other fingers together.
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All fixed up!
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Here’s the before:
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The cut was about a half an inch deep.
I had made a video of it talking and singing, but my wife won’t let me post it.
She’s probably smarter than me.
And that’s about it….whoops, forgot to take a finished pic of the tree (all of the work was done at the club meeting last Friday).
Here is tree today.
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It hasn’t changed since Friday, at least not that you can see.
To conclude:
Sea grape: not an obvious choice for bonsai but, with the miraculous leaf reduction possible, worth a try.
Flesh wound: superglue $1.99, ER visit$399.99
Any questions?
Please shower all praise in the comment section below and direct all criticism to this email address: owenrme@me.com, Owen Reich can handle it.
See ya’ in the funny pages!

P.S. That’s not Owen’s real email. It’s close though. He may not appreciate any emails as such my readers might send….if you do though, say you are complaining about Ryan Neil, or Peter Tea or someone other than me.
Tee hee hee!!

About adamaskwhy

Visual artist specializing in bonsai, mostly.
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20 Responses to Sea grape bonsai and some first-aid training

  1. lorr1214 says:

    You’re nuts, man. Love your posts.

  2. Rose Burrus says:

    Yes, agree, enjoy reading your posts…would like to see future pictures of the sea grape!

  3. I’m pretty sure sea grapes are only protected on the dunes. That is one tough plant. I’ve got a large one in the ground in the front yard-self seeds like crazy.

  4. I forgot-make sure Tetanus is up to date-just sayin’………….

  5. Brian says:

    I actually looked into getting a sea-grape, but in my area(Virginia Beach) its not something any nursery can get a hold of. I really like different and strange bonsai. Looks good and thats a nice war wound!

  6. NickA says:

    Just verified with some of the nurses at work, super glue on puncture wounds may not be a good idea, you’re sealing in bacteria/debris. More advisable for paper cut type wounds. If stitches aren’t an option, those wound closure adhesive strips do pretty well, with an additional bandage to help keep pressure/aid in healing.

    • adamaskwhy says:

      I promise Nick, that I properly cleaned and disinfected the wound. It was a slice and not a puncture as well, with a pretty good flap. I’ve been to ER’s before with similar cuts and they would have used durobond on it, which is the FDA approved superglue.
      I’ve been glueing myself back together this way for ten years now with no complications yet. I actually have to remove the glue twice a day, clean it again and reapply the glue.

  7. Mills says:

    Can’t have the Sea Grapes here, but I enjoyed the post – more good wiring tips. But that “alternative ER” – where were you 3 weeks ago when I put a dull (?) gouge through the side of my index just a knuckle up from yours – a little midnight wood chipping. Early AM visits to the ER don’t make for a good day at work later on. That fix would have been perfect! I couldn’t get that slice to stay closed and ended up making duct tape butterfly strips and found an XL elbow sized bandaid. It’s pretty much healed now, but still stiff as a board – gotta get that scar tissue stretched out, so I can grab a lopper. Improvisation is the key to it all – we don’t need TV for entertainment and reality shows – stay tuned to life with Adamaskwhy! 🙂

  8. fabioteso says:

    your blog is very good !!!! I hope you continue with posts like this !! !!! good mood!!!! Several species !!!! And much competence !!!! the glue thing was pretty funny, but logic !!!! you deserves a beer brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. v6200man says:

    I live in the UK. What is a sea grape? – not come across it.
    Tony

    • adamaskwhy says:

      Hi Tony
      It’s a tropical tree hardy to usda zone 9 and native to the Florida coast, part of the Alabama coast, the Bahamas and part if Mexico. It’s naturalised in California. It is in the buckwheat family, believe it or not. It is an important tree that prevents erosion of the dunes on the coast. Therefore it’s very salt tolerant, and also an important food source and habitat for animals. In the landscape it can be grown as a small bush, a large spreading hedge or a full size tree.

  10. Evan Luse says:

    great post, informative and entertaining… interesting way to add micronutrients to you bonsai soil (iron specifically) assuming you’re not anemic.

  11. jasnom says:

    Use to be a auto glass specialist. Super glue gel has been my friend since the 80s.saved me thousands and a body with no scars. Imagine that? Anyway..nice work with the fig. Bet them balls are tender from all that sadistic rubbing..umm I meant fruit. ; )
    Great and informal blog Adam. I hope to see you someday down here at roberts nusery. “Dragon tree”
    Keep up your crazy work..love it my friend.

  12. yo tengo varios arboles que recupere cerca de veracruz puerto solo que es otra variedad tiene las hojas mas pequeñas y son prospectos ya tienen una estructura formada por el clima la verdad ahi muchos que son azotados por el viento y muy viejos y se ven bien y esta cerca de aqui saludos a todos esta muy bonito el arbol de las imagenes ojala suban mas fotos de como vaya evolucionando

    • adamaskwhy says:

      Gracias!

      (Basically this is saying that there are smaller leafed varieties growing in Veracruz and are naturally windswept and gnarly.
      It also says that the pictures are beautiful and hopes to see how the tree progresses.)

  13. whotony says:

    I’ve been seeing These at Lowes in Orlando the last couple of years.

    I found one that looked dead and paid just a couple a bucks.
    Now it looks terrific.
    We were in the caribbean and saw trees that must have been 25-30 high and almost as wide maybe wider. They sure looked like sea grape and they were amazing.

    I also found a tiny sea grape and just put it in a small pot. I’ll try to add a picture as soon as I
    can.

  14. whotony says:

    My Tiny Seagrape Not much going on yet but I really like it.
    The baby leaves with that reddish color when they first come in is really pretty I think.

    Then there is this one down in Wigert’s

  15. whotony says:

    Oh well. There was supposed to be pictures there.

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